Fat Gandalf is a chaotic neutral dwarf from the Land of Mythic Alaska. He gained entry into our world by beating the dragon responsible for guarding the portal at Beluga Point in a game of poker. As luck would have it, the famous Alaskan painter, Tara Cox, was out photographing Beluga whales when he stepped foot on our plane of existence. Fat Gandalf immediately recognized that Tara was a catch and proceeded to seduce her with a love potion made by a Fireweed Fairy that had owed him a favor. Soon thereafter he bamboozled her into marriage so that he could get free art made for his line of beard care products and a gallery to sell them in.
